Life isn't about Xbox one, it's about Kinnection!

The Xbox One Kinect is a marvellous thing. I've lost count of how many times I've wanted to fight the in-game characters one-on-one instead of relying on moves and combos.

"If I didn't have to rely on these buttons so damn much" I frequently grumble, "I'd grab that monster and kick it in myself!"



Irrespective of what the version you're playing is, this gargantuan pie eater will be there, barring your entrance into a new location until you havesolved some mystery or found him something. Now, if this was real life and some fat chunder-monkey was barring my way, I'd grab him by the scruff of the neck and kick seven bells out of him before moving onto the next city. We're not that violent as a society, but we're busy, y'know?

Maybe that's what Team Rocket are so pissed off about? Maybe we've misjudged them all these years...Maybe they just got sick of fat blokes, people with spurious stomach-aches and Snorlax after bleedin' Snorlax blocking their progress. Team Rocket are cat lovers, no harm ever came from cat lovers, did it?



Well, on main, you use your body instead of a controller, whatever you do, the character on the screen will do. When you're boxing or fighting, its your own fist you're swinging, when you're running, its your own legs you're pumping. Now, the Xbox one with kinect bundle is putting all of these great things in one place, making it easier than ever to get playing the greatest gaming innovation since Sonic 2 allowed you to push down and 'B' in order to get up hills without running all the way back where you came from.

That's right, the Xbox one with kinect bundle is the future of gaming technology. At last you can get stuck in like you've always wanted to. You can at last use your reflexes and natural instincts rather than relying on controllers and other peripherals. The Kinect is here to stay, the future is coming and yes, I know what you're thinking, the holodeck can't be far away!

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